10 Hilarious Things You Tell Your Dog, You Wish You Could Tell Your Ex

It’s true and no matter how much you’d like to refuse to accept it, deep in your heart you know that the things you tell your dogs, you’ll never be able to tell a human, simply because unlike dogs, humans get offended. A lot.

If you tell your dog he’s a cry baby it won’t matter, but would you be able to tell that to a human? No way. Ego gets in the way. Dogs have no ego, thankfully and they don’t judge us. Here are some things you tell your dog, you wish you could tell your ex! Here’s Part 1, in case you missed it!

1. You’re a sloppy kisser!