If you’re looking for some funny dog quotes to brighten up your day, look no further for I have the best funny dog quotes for you right here!
Dog are incredible creatures, truly! They make us laugh, they make us sad, they make us happy, they make us mad, who needs a human soulmate if you have a dog?! Here are some of my favorite funny dog quotes that will definitely make you smile! In the comments, don’t forget to tell us which ones you liked best! Also, if you have a funny quote, share it with us!
1. “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
2. “Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
3. “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” –Author Unknown
4. “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter
5. “Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” –Author Unknown
6. “I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” – Jonah Goldberg
7. “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” – George Carlin
8. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
9. “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe
10. “In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” –Derek Bruce
Which one is your favorite? Do you have a quote to share? Let us know in the comments! Watch out for Part 2!
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