8 Embarrassing Dog Poop Stories To Make You Laugh! (Part 2)

My dog, James Bones, loves to do this to me, and for whatever reason, he’s pretty amused, most of the time.

So here’s what’s happens: I take him out for potty breaks and he won’t poop much, in fact, sometimes I feel its a waste of poop bag, but okay I let it pass. As soon as I think he’s done, we go out… and then he poops.

One time I was at a grocery store and he pooped right in front of the cashier! I was horrified but he was proud. Oh so proud! But thankfully, it was a store, so yay for poop bags! Here are some more embarrassing dog poop stories to make you laugh! Here’s Part 1, in case you missed it!

1. Jennifer Rutlidge

“This is Colby. She is my super sweet, 10-year-old Westie. My husband and I went to Las Vegas to celebrate my birthday and stayed in the penthouse suite at the Trump Towers. We got VIP treatment, as did Colby. Well, Colby had to do her business and we took her down to the doggie area and waited and waited and waited. She just went No. 1. So after about 30 minutes, my husband and I start walking back to the room with Colby on a leash. When we get inside the hotel, right in the middle of the lobby, I feel Colby stop. I look down and she is pooping in the lobby of the Trump Towers! To make matters worse, she was doing her famous ‘poop walk’ where she walks and poops at the same time, so we were chasing her around, cleaning up!”

2. Susan Read

“This is one of my rescues, Marlie. She loves to go for car rides and field trips, however, when she does, she gets nervous and has to poop. I am a store manager for a local store. I needed to go to my store for a small issue, and I took Marlie. When we got in the store, she proceeded to squat and poop in the store, in front of all the customers and associates working. Of course, she was wearing one of her finest dresses at the time. Ugh, so embarrassed I was!”

3. Brandee Vezer

“One time, a friend and I were having a sleepover and we were in the living room. Around 5 a.m., we were just waking up, and it was completely dark, when all of the sudden I hear the horrible sound of farting and diarrhea. My dog Paeroh (pronounced ‘Pyro’) was in his crate near me and apparently had some tummy issues. The stench was nauseating, and I nearly passed out from the fumes. I immediately gasped, and my friend, in the darkness on the other side of the room, whispered ‘Hey, do you need to go take a shower?’ Funniest misunderstanding ever.”

4. Ashley Sitz

“This is Charlie. A few years ago, my roommate was walking him to go use the bathroom across from our apartment, and as he was walking in the middle of the street, Charlie decides that then and there is a good place to take a poop. Literally, in the middle of the road. Cars had to stop and wait for him to finish doing his business.”

Do you have embarrassing dog poop stories to share? Please tell us in the comments!

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