Embarrassing Dog Stories That Will Make You LOL! (Part 2)

So on my way to work this morning, I was looking for something to LOL about and decided to check out some embarrassing dog stories to tickle my bone, and I wasn’t disappointed! Here are some real-life funny dog stories that will make you forget your worries! Oh, and here’s Part 1, in case you missed it!

1. ChickNorris

“I was very proud to take my corgi to his very first agility competition. When it was our turn, I realize he’s not by my side, so my eyes search frantically when I see a commotion outside the course. My dear little man ran off the course to eat an unsuspecting woman’s hotdog! He horked it down, then returned to finish the course. I breathe a sigh of relief that he will at least finish, only he’s not beside me for the grand finale. He paused right before the final obstacle to poop, and with that, we were disqualified. We exited the field, me in shame and him in triumph!”

2. jennajames0623

“Last year, I was having some important and high-up employees over for appetizers and drinks at my house, and one of them brought this really, really expensive French cheese. We had started off in the living room, and moved into the kitchen for drinks, leaving the food out on the table. All of a sudden, we hear this shatter and my shih tzu comes walking out of the room covered in cheese. He ate the whole damn thing and kept farting these really awful-smelling farts the rest of the night.”

3. Kristaroy

“My husband and I went swimming in a river in our favorite spot on the Santiam River in Oregon. Crystal clear waters, and there is this pretty cool jump where the ledge is about 6 inches under water that you can jump off into a pretty deep hole. There was a family there taking turns jumping, and our 2-year-old yellow lab, Boomer, goes right up to the edge of the little jump ledge and takes a big runny diarrhea poop. All we could do was watch.”

4. idilldine

“I took my 70-pound boxer pit mix to the dog park on a somewhat warm summer day. He was drinking water and when he was done he pranced toward an unsuspecting man and projectile vomited water on the man’s leg. As he proudly ran off, I pretended the dog I was petting was mine and that I had no connection to him.”

5. flanneryo

“Our dog walked us down the aisle at our outdoor wedding last year. We got to the end and were about to hand her off to her ‘date’/handler (my best friend’s husband) when she decided to pee right there at the ‘altar’ (really just space between two trees). I assume she was just conveying her blessing.”

How many of you laughed out loud?! I know, I did! Let us know in the comments!

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