These English Bulldogs Have 8 Hilarious Quotes About Life That Will Hurt Your Face!

Well, these adorable English bulldogs think that if life throws you lemons, sell them and become rich! Yep that’s inspiring, but wait till you see what else they have to say! This is hilarious, watch your face!

#1 – The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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#2 – If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. – Leopold Fechtner

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#3 – “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

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#4 – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

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#5 – The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Author Unknown

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#6 – The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there’s always more everything than places. – Robert Brault

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#7 – No one is listening until you fart. – Author Unknown

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#8 – Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. – Murphy’s Law

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OMG, I still can’t stop laughing! Well, if this made you smile, please go ahead and like and share this post with your friends 🙂

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