6 Ways To Ruin A Lame First Date If You're A Crazy Dog Parent! (Part 1)

Sometimes people set us up with other humans whether we like it or not. We’re basically completely happy being single as long as our dogs are with us, but some people feel the need to pair us up.

So when you’re paired up with someone you don’t like and you don’t want to be rude, there are ways your dog can actually help you! I don’t know about you, but I’ve personally tried this and it worked. It worked, people. Here are some ways to ruin a lame first date if you’re a crazy dog parent!

1. Are you single? Do you live alone?

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Well, actually yes and no, probably no. I’m in a long-term relationship with my labrador. Also, I don’t live alone, I have someone in my life who waits for me to return home and jumps on me. He gives me a million kisses and can’t wait for me to sit down so he can lay his head on my lap. Then I give him a treat and some kibble.

2. You’re joking, right? Are you serious?

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I’m glad I’m not joking. But if you’re up for it, I could introduce you to my boy. Everyone HAS to go through his approval first.

3. Can I offer you a drink?

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Funny, my dog said the exact same thing and I obliged!

How many of you have used these excuses? What excuses have you used? Share with us in the comments! Watch out for Part 2!

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